ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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