There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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