It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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