I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I need a beard to bite.
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