i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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