They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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