just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
I need a burrito and a hug.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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