we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
