I need help removing her.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
It's blow job season.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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