i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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