Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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