So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
