So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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