I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Farmville is her only friend.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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