I think my fart just growled at me.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Randomize
