return my video game
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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