He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
