Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think my moral compass just broke
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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