Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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