i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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