sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
He told me they were just razor bumps!
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
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