Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
What a dumb baby whore.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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