what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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