Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I'm just now realizing I've slept with guys from three different decades over the past year. That's gotta be some sort of record.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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