I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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