We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
This baby is an asshole
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
