Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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