When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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