Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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