It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
