There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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