and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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