i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Randomize
