Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
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ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
His nipple licking is glorious
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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