so that wasnt chicken after all
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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