Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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