Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I understand Curling. That high.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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