it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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