i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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