you guys were way drunker than both of me
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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