and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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