can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
I have feelings that need drinking.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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