Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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