im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Randomize
