Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
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