"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
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