hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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