And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
it's great music for shaving your balls
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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