Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Randomize
