Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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