BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
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